A whole lot of words to say “do a half assed job of cleaning yourself and get to work because you can’t take mental health days every day.”
1-800-DED-INSIDE
Operators are standing by to ignore your phone call today.
Screw it, here we go.
Did Drunk Me sit down and come up with a marketing plan? Think through all of the topics I want to discuss? HELL NO! Drunk Me just wanted Anxious Me to stop obsessing over not writing. So many days are spent silently judging myself for not writing and Drunk Me was like BOOM BISH I GOTCHU. WRITE AWAY!
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